dear diary,
today i met this really cute guy at a show who was super nice and stuff, right? immediately i picture myself sucking his dick and then us boning. so naturally i lean over to my best friend violet to tell her about the movie that just played out in my head. she then proceeds to tell me that she was in that same movie with the same guy except it wasn’t in her head.
not again.
violet you fucking slut.
with dashed hopes,
lips that did not touch a dick today
